bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

Flagship Device

The best device that any technological provider has to offer whether it be a cell phone, laptop, or everything in between.

Yeah this is their flagship device...... for now

by Toymachine363 January 25, 2011

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

Derica

sweet, shy, but very fun and outgoing once you get to know her. super beautiful and can make any guy fall in love. she loves to play games, very flirty and hot.

bored??? call Derica up and she will give you the ride of your lifesexy

by Cristabell February 14, 2010

Advanced Micro Devices

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival

Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.

by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006

Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

by LD December 15, 2004

DeVrivy League

A college in the 'elite' group that makes themselves seem like they are splendiferous, when they are in reality, incredibly easy to get accepted to and are of, if not somewhat less than average quality.

"My son got into Devry!" "What did he do, open the door? That school is a total DeVrivy League."

by Flaminsane May 12, 2010