by Hey_thats_pretty_good June 1, 2017
Get the despacito mug.A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
by madskillz99 June 29, 2009
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A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213
Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.
by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018
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Get the despacito chan mug.Annoying and latin pop garbage song that blew up in summer of 2017. The song has all basic elements of modern trash pop song - having boring and repetitive but catchy melody, lyrics about having sex, and a music video with random hot chicks dancing in it. First Despacito has been popular in spanish-speaking countries but it became international hit after Justin Bieber released cover version. Thanks to bieber and his fangirls, the music video has surpassed 6 billion views on youtube and being overplayed everywhere by normalfags and retards. Despacito is very popular among mainstream music lovers aka normies and sheeps. 99% of the people who listen to despacito are millenials and gen z kids, but they don't even know the meaning of the lyrics.
Despacito sucks because the song is about pornography, sexual harrasment and fucking someone in puerto rico.(not fucking kidding)
by 4nt1n0rm13 December 6, 2020
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Get the Despacito mug.Despacito is a song that Justin Bieber thought would be good if he covers it. Unfortunately, he ruined it.
person: hey, have you heard the justin bieber version of despacito?
other person: yeah, it ruined the song
other person: yeah, it ruined the song
by pegasus wings June 30, 2017
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