deslocksia

my brain run too fast for my fingers to type

i have deslocksia

by TripleTTerminator August 2, 2020

debockle

an unfortunate situation; a problem; much like when your in a pickle..

wow ur in quite the debockle.

by xoKi3rS10ox June 7, 2009

deock

slang for dick and meant to be more hurtful.

Dude, colin stole my dildo and pleasured his mom with it. He was being such a deock it's not even funny.

by Dhawk July 1, 2007

debockery

An event that occurs that is both a debacle and mockery simultaneously. Usually follows a period mass confusion and immediate access to Google.com

Boy, that Britney Spears' preformance in the 2007 Music Awards was surely a debockery.

by Jackson E and Company October 3, 2008

decockgestant

A cocksuckers remedy used to get rid of a bad taste in their mouth. Usually needed by men or women who constantly suck up to their boss to get ahead or feel important.

"He has been sucking up to his boss so much, he'll need some decockgestant to get the taste of his boss's cock out of his mouth."

"When she comes out from under her boss's desk, she'll need some decockgestant and some floss.

by johnjamescecilalawishusIII September 11, 2011

Desockoprived

when you are in a rush to find matching socks and you already have the only one that isnt an exotic color and then you have to empty out your whole sock drawr to discover that the other non-exotic colored sock wasnt there to begins with, but instead it is dirty, in the process of getting cleaned, or missing.

"John, you're late!"
"Sorry boss, i was desockoprived! it wasnt my fault! And look at my exotic-colored socks i have on that i had to wear!"

by sydne132 January 11, 2009

desackled

Pertaining to a motorcycle accident. where the rider is thrown from the motorcycle and skids across the pavement thereby traumatically removing the scrotum. "desackled"

"Oh shit! said the trauma surgeon. this is the worst case of a desackled sack I've ever seen."

by stephen dibs August 27, 2012