2010 Kids Computer lab desktop kit

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by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 27, 2021

desktop closet stuffing

After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.

Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.

by JohnJJS January 3, 2012

Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 8, 2019

Desktop

When someone uses the FiveM cheat “Gosht” but tries to act like they’re legit by instantly tabbing out or closing stuff on their desktop the moment they get screen-checked. Basically the textbook move of a cheater that swears they’re clean but still shaky.

Im Desktoping Cheating Gosht With No Bypass!

by Teeskii August 15, 2025

desktop shuffling

In order to look busy, the lasy computer user just shuffles windows around his desktop with the odd grunt and sigh as if he/she is working hard.

Oh look at him doing nothing and just desktop shuffling.

by mattyp01 August 10, 2017

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025

The Year Of The Linux Desktop

some wank folktale which linux nerds circlejerk to each other about how the day will come where linux is gonna become mainstream and replace windows as the world's most popular desktop OS.

"2025 is gonna be the year of the linux desktop"
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"

there will never be the year of linux desktop

by ucrt1234 December 14, 2023