Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

Flirtatious Desperation

The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.

"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."

by A random nobody :) February 24, 2022

Desperation Station

A gas station that is on a highway, where there is no other gas station in the area; the prices are much higher than a common gas station, so you would have to be desperate and low on gas to even consider getting gas from there.

A)Wow, did you see that gas station? The gas was $7.00/gal.

B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.

by Domonic July 4, 2008

derber

an out of place speck of debris

specifically, a piece of green lint on a white sweater would be a derber. a piece of white lint would not be. a booger on a newspaper would be. a booger in your nose would not be.

by andy1 April 3, 2004

desperati

People who desperately try to gain or hold on to fame. Includes the wannabes, has-beens, attention whores,and 15 minutes are up crowd.

She's such a desperati.

by Thegrantman June 21, 2010

Up-Deeper

Building or digging upwards in order to increase an objects depth.

Guys I think we have to build this thing Up-Deeper in order to increase it's depth (Minecraft).

by Verseppe June 13, 2019

desperate diamond

the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.

this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.

bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.

bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?

bp player 1: I've got no choice....

by tmcg February 7, 2009