derpotato

Derp meaning kind of slow.. Potato... Meaning fat round and ugly.. Put the two together you're a slow fat ugly round thing. You're welcome

I was yelling at my girlfriend, she really is fat short and ugly so therefore I called her a derpotato. So there is my fucking definition have a nice day now.

by Genasocia May 20, 2016

derpbot475

someone who gives ꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅ဪ꧅#6969 cool person

person1:@derpbot475

person2:banned

by aedsg June 11, 2021

Derpon

Like a moron, just much more derp.

Billy thought the world was really going to end in 2012, what a derpon.

by dreamfoundry April 11, 2011

Derpson

biggest cunt going

fuck off cunt derpson

by GAYRETARDDDDD October 28, 2016

derplock

a derplock is a person who is a mother fucking amazing spy and eats soy sauce and always has sex. normally a girl would be called a derplock. she would be so sexy and have the best body and very horny all the time. the word lock means
A whore....an answer to the age old question of why if a girl kisses 5 guys she is a slut but if a guy fucks 5 girls he is a stud. that is where derplock comes from but the derp part us the spy part that is why in all james bond movies james bond has sex with ladies but they are all spy's but sex spys. (derplocks)

emma robertson is an example of a derplock

by emma robertson September 30, 2012

derpologist

noun.

Plural noun - Derpologists

1. A person who practices Derpology.

A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.

Three more weeks at this customer service gig and I'll qualify as a Derpologist.

by 0fash0 October 5, 2017

derpboard

A forum created by a derp usually to grab attention.

That guy has made 160 derpboards just to expand his ego.

by NotRalsei November 29, 2017