Delking

A new found phenomenon for the random hookups out there- with the few and strange people who will fool around, but not actually kiss or make out. Worst thing ever.

Yeah, he was really cute but we only delked.
"My mom doesn't realize that when I say I have never kissed someone before, its because I'm only into delking"

by Delkee December 23, 2009

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

Derping

To be scared and coughing

"Kevin was totally derping"

by DingyDob December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing.

"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."

by Sneak T. December 3, 2020

derringer

A small short barreled pistol that was apparently very popular with ladies back in England in the 1800's (at least according to all the Romance Novelists) due to its ability to fit into a pocket.

As the large man reached for Alessandra, she pulled the small derringer out of her pocket and fired it into his chest.

by AMineE May 18, 2005

Decking

A fight, or a bangout

It's a decking yo

by Benchoid March 4, 2018

derping hour

The time of night when your thoughts and actions are full of derp.

You forgot what color shirt you were wearing? Must be the derping hour.

by trilbydork August 2, 2012