depakote

A seizure medication that is also used to treat bipolar disorder. It's hell on your liver, which you must get checked regularly via blood test and common side effects include having no energy/sleeping too much, hair loss and weight gain.

"I might look like shit, but I never felt better, all thanks to depakote."

by SumLette February 18, 2010

dephaperana

a person whose insanity is exceeded only by their rampent sex drive.

That girl is such a dephaperana. Just look at her go.

by Crash June 9, 2004

The Departed

1. A classic film by Martin Scorcese, a remake of the Hong Kong film "Infernal Affairs", starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen and Alec Baldwin. Follows Boston mob member Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), as he recruits an orphan (Damon) at a young age for his mob.

The movie itself focuses Damon as he works for Nicholson, but infiltrates the State Police, and Leonardo DiCaprio, who is working for the State Police but who infiltrates Nicholson's crew. The film revolves around each "rat" trying to figure out who the other one is, and is a great ride all the way. It won awards, and was recieved with overwhelmingly positive reviews by critics. The film's theme focus on the line between authority and vigilante, cop and criminal, especially during the third act.

2. A film with possibly more usage of the word "fuck" than many films put together

Some great fucking lines from "The Departed":

Billy Costigan: Nobody's fucking searching me, search me for fuckin what?
Frank Costello: Contra-fuckin-band, take off your fucking shoes

Billy Costigan: Fuck you! Fuck you, I'm fucking arresting you!

Ellerby: Fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How's your mother?
Dignam: Good, tired from fucking my father.

French: Fuck it!

Billy: Where the fuck were you?
Delahunt: You're fuckin late, get in the fuckin van!

Sullivan: Just kill me! Just fuckin kill me!

Dignam: Whoop-dee-fuckin-do, you're no fuckin cop!

by YourUsernameisAlreadyinUseGood July 7, 2009

Marketing Department

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.

by Stargoat August 26, 2013

Fart and Depart

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.

Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'

by Dr C-K January 18, 2010

Depakote

Depakote Valproate (VPA) and its valproic acid, sodium valproate, and valproate semisodium is an anticonvulsant. It can treat seizures and bipolar disorder. It can also help prevent migraine headaches. Depakote can treat depression and anxiety. It lifts your mood and reduces anxiety. Proposed mechanisms include affecting GABA levels, blocking voltage-gated sodium channels, and inhibiting histone deacetylases.

I took depakote and it lifted my mood and reduced my anxiety. I later got lexapro and another medication added. I'm sleepier sometimes but happy.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

Anti Sex Maoist Department

This phrase is used whenever someone posts something horny in a Communist Server.

Person 1: <Posts Horny pic> CUM

Person 2: Huh? Unbased! Where the fuck is the Anti Sex Maoist Department?

by Red1917 January 4, 2021