Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022

Desenrascate

(verb) English adaptation of a Portuguese word used to describe successfully improvising out of a situation or in doing something, always used between a modal verb and a pronoun ending in -self.

"Won't you help him with his flat tire?"
"Nah, he will desenrascate himself"

by Anomalocaris June 18, 2023

Dense yet Flakey

Adjective: The term used to describe an unintelligent individual who atleast seems interesting but cam never follow through with plans.

Person 1: "hey maybe we should hang with John this weekend"

Person 2: " nah he's dense yet flakey"

Person 1: "oh truuu"

by 50ShadesOfPale May 23, 2015

Dense Dump

A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.

I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.

by Captain Shatton Spatapon December 2, 2013

Dense

Somone who is oblivious to everything.

Oh my god, your so dense. I bet even if he kissed you you would be like,"He hates me?"

by SortOfSmart101 August 1, 2016

Sarah Dessen

Popular YA (Young Adult) fiction writer of bestsellers such as This Lullaby, The Truth About Forever, Just Listen, and others. Her books always have female protagonists and often include romance. Sarah Dessen is extremely popular among teenage girls.

Eliza: Hey, I just finished This Lullaby by Sarah Dessen.
Lita: Wasn't it lovely?

by thesearenotflowers November 3, 2008

seiken densetsu 3

The best role-playing game ever created. All of its elements are beyond stasifying and I found that every hour I put into it was well worth the dedication, EVEN if the entire video game was comprised of Japanese dialogue.

It's only substantial rivals are Secret Of Mana, Lufia 2, Illusion Of Gaia, Soulblazer, and Terranigma. There are so many more that I could mention as well. All on the SNES, the only system that you could ever say that time was spent on creating its games that was for the purpose of creating a lovable game that people could grow up treasuring.

by lazirus July 6, 2004