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delco-job

anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand
challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!

i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job!
by mark ho January 2, 2009
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devon deload

Lifting 90+% of your 1 rep max on an exercise on what is meant to be an 'easy' week
What you lift today bro?
250k for 5
Cool, what's your max?
275
Epic, maxout session was it?
No, Devon Deload.
by A. Gold February 26, 2011
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Deloishous

John Ralphio: "That shnizz is straight up deloishous."
by Mr. Snakehole November 22, 2011
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delong

Originates from greek mythology the titan Delongulous who had an extrenely large rooster or penis. Has a large dick.
Damn that man is a a Delong for sure!

He has Delongest dick in the land.
by WildCockSlayer June 20, 2014
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deloitte

A place where type-A college graduates revert back to their college tendencies and become raging alcoholics - most likely on the company tab - due to poor working conditions.

Also, another name for an overworked liver due to Friday-night happy-hour binge drinking.
People at Deloitte need to join AA.
by alcoholics anonymous March 31, 2005
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delco tuxedo

A delco tuxedo is a system of dress popularized in Delaware county, particularly those communities east of Springfield and south of Drexel Hill (although the tuxedo is not as common in communities north of Drexel Hill, it has been seen in certain sections of Havertown, hardmore, and Drexel Hill itself). The tuxedo varies by season, and is characterized as best:

Spring/Summer Delco tuxedo featuring Notre Dame Fighting Irishman (on right calf), jean shorts or Jordan Brand basketball shorts, Timberland Boots or Jordan Brand sliders (typically Carolina blue), beater or baggy white t-shirt or Catholic grade school t-shirt (with sleeves cut off; e.g. a St. Eugene alumnus).

Fall/Winter Delco Tuxedo featuring baggy sweatpants (typically a light, never a heather, gray-also, spitter and cigs protruding from left and right pockets respectively), Bonner Rugby Sweatshirt (the green stench is always represented), and Timberland Boots (if there is no snow outside, an expensive pair of Jordan Brand sneakers can be substituted)

The delco tuxedo is NOT to be confused with delco sunday best, an entirely different (albeit similar) system of raiment. Additionally, in protestant sections of delaware county, mainly those accessible via Lancaster Avenue, the inter-ac tuxedo is the dominant system of dress.
There is nothing better than Memorial Day Weekend in Wildwood with my brothers from Delaware County. We all get to prance around with our freshly minted irish man tattoos, and can finally trade our Timbs for some fresh Jordan slides, a pure delco tuxedo.
by boss hamilton January 24, 2011
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deloitte

Indentured servitude.

Limited liability partnership that takes the hopes of many an intern, which are then dropped down the tree of reality, hitting every branch on their pathetic way down.

The primary contributor to premature aging of middle aged men. Makes 40 year old men morph into 60 year olds.
by Disgruntled Auditor March 31, 2005
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