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DEPENDA KAREN 

A Karen who is a military wife. She thinks she is her husband’s rank and that the base is her personal playground. If you disagree with her she will make your life a nightmare and act like a victim when called out. Hate that a dependa Karen gives is mostly online in the base’s private Facebook groups, but she is also unpleasant to get along with in real life. She usually spreads Christian hate while sporting designer handbags and a car she cannot afford on her husband’s salary, which is rarely above an E-4 rank.
Sara: Did you hear about Ariana on the bases’s private group? She’s starting drama with anyone who doesn’t like it here. Watch out she’s on the digital warpath.

Amy: Wow she is such a dependa Karen.
DEPENDA KAREN by Neko:3 March 5, 2022
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Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)
My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.
Dependapotamus by AERDROW November 14, 2019
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Dependabuddy 

Dependable + buddy.
A word to describe that one friend who is always there for you; Your most trustworthy friend who will always have your back in a crisis.
Wow, I forgot my lunch AGAIN but my friend brought an extra sandwich for me — she's such a dependabuddy
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Another variation of the “Deez Nutzjoke
“What are you guys talking about?”
“deyenda”
“what’s that”

DEE END OF DEEZ NUTZ BOYY”
“…”
deyenda by Imran and John October 13, 2022