Salute a Dependapotamus

Saluting the spouse of a military officer is a hidden signal to the spouse that the member rendering the salute wants to have sex with the spouse with the officer's consent/participation. Returning the salute (or demanding to be saluted for their spouse's rank) means the spouse wants to have sex with that member.

"Don't you know my husband is an officer? Why aren't you saluting me? You should always salute a dependapotamus"

by TrashyPilot September 7, 2020

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dependabilibuddy

a close friend whom you can always depend on; a bro before hos

me: hey i just got arrested for murder. could you come bail me out?
dependabilibuddy: sure!
me: thanks man... you're my dependabilibuddy
dependabilibuddy: any time

by amattch November 10, 2007

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Related Words

degenda • Degenatron • Dependa • dependable • devendar • degend • delenda • dependant • Dependapapamus • dependapotamus

Dependakarensaurus

A combo of a dependapotamus and a karen. This is the final form of depandapotami and Karens.

Jack’s wife, Sarah, is a total dependakarensaurus.

by Toughkneigh January 26, 2020

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Dependalogical

Incapable of independent thinking, i.e. unable to think for oneself

Person 1: I think it's highly likely that 9/11 was an inside job. The passing of the USA PATRIOT Act 2001, the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq for the purposes of harvesting opium and stealing oil respectively, the links between the Bush and bin Laden families, the collapse of Building 7 ... I could go on.

Person 2: You're a fucking hippie conspiracy theorist! They said on Fox News that people like you would try to destroy democracy with your lies!

Person 1: Ok, I'm going to end this conversation now. There's no purpose having a discussion with a dependalogical person such as yourself. :)

by Capitana Americá August 8, 2016