Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night

Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !

by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014

collateral defriending

When the ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend of a friend defriends you after they break up.

- So and so defriended me on Facebook. What did I do wrong? I know they broke up and we weren't really friends, but still, collateral defriending hurts.

by TOHITF May 6, 2011

Deriggi Special

A compliment on your muscular form, followed by three slow simultaneous punches; right left right

nice guns my nigga (followed by the deriggi special).

by deriggi February 2, 2004

defriended

when you remove a friend from a social networking site like facebook

After he got married, at his wife's urging, he defriended all of his exgirlfriends from his facebook profile.

That guy writes annoying notes in his facebook profile so I defriended him.

WTF did he defriend me?

by scarpeta March 25, 2009

defragasm

The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.

The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.

by Hazel April 16, 2005

defriend

1. Verb - the act of removing someone from your friends list on any social network.
1a. Verb - the act of ending a friendship with someone either on a social network or in the 3D world.

Synonym - see "unfriend"

He was tired of always inviting Dave to things and never once did Dave show up. Not to dinners, not to movies, not to free concerts, not to the clubs, nothing. Most of the time, he never even got a response, yay or nay. And Dave never invited him anywhere.

Hal was through with the whole thing and after all this time, finally, defriended the one guy he thought would be his pal forever.

by nolana plume August 25, 2009

derigible

1. A large and bloated aircraft that flies above football stadiums. See blimp.

2. Technical term for blimps.

3. A dorky name for the male sex organ. See penis.

4. A word repeated over and over by a retard named Flagellum.

5. Vulgar name for an extremely greasy fat person.

1. Man that fucking derigible is one thick ass vessel.

2. Me and Jim-Jim went flying in a derigible.

3. Robert! Julia just stroked my derigible! And I liked it!

4. D-D-D-D-ERIGIBLE! DERIGIBLE!

5. Greasy Derigible!

by mambo pimp January 7, 2004