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Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably
*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019
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defficationhorniosis

A disease in which every time you dump a load, you experience wave after wave of uncontrollable orgasms. Can be rather pleasurable, as far as diseases go. Can also be quite embarrassing when caught making sexual noises on the crapper.
Due to her extreme case of defficationhorniosis, Kristina could never poop in public places for fear of people hearing her aroused moaning from outside the restroom.
by Lallafral October 31, 2010
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difficate

"Why you gotta difficate my life?"
by Sharday Lawrence January 5, 2008
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self-deficate

Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.
#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)
by BatFudge January 10, 2013
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defracated

the act of having sex in a blunt or obscure manner, usually resulting in making the recieving partner feel ashamed
I defracated the shit outta that fat girl, i dont think shell hit on me at the bar anymore.
by sugrshan3 January 2, 2010
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defalcate

embezzle (funds one is entrusted with)
his incessant desire was to defalcate his friend's money
by sumo2 September 13, 2013
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duffocation

When a cat named Shimmy part 2 dies of drowning underwater because the invisible parrot it was riding has no brain cells.
oh no shimmy died of duffocation :((
by real French bread April 9, 2022
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