decorate

verb:
To masturbate on a wall or another inanimate object.

I decorated the books in the library.

by CraigZ May 5, 2005

deformative

a word used lightly to describe someone who is acting retarded or like they are deformed in some way.

sarah- acts like a spastic
bob- "hahahahahaha, you deformative!"

by noodlenose August 30, 2005

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

tree decoration

Racial slur for a black person

Stupid ass tree decoration.

by dxenrms December 5, 2017

Derogative

A derivative of a derogatory word.

Eg 1:
Guy A: I got totally shit-faced last night.

Guy A's mum: Dude, stop using derogatives in my house.


Eg 2:
Urban Dictionary is full of derogatives.

by JrG08 October 8, 2008

Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

derogrative

derogrative - adj. - It is portmanteau of derogatory and pejorative. Used to describe something that is generally considered distasteful, off color, demeaning.

Marc: "Man, what kind of third world heap of crap is that?"
Me: "It's a Peugeot, its a legit car. Why the derogrative remark, Marc?"
Marc: "Whatever nancy boy."

by Sum Jung Gai December 31, 2011