Deceived

to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude

They deceived the enemy by disguising the destroyer as a freighter.

by Jessikuh™ November 14, 2007

golden deceiver

A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!

I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006

Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.

Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.

by assholer1 February 17, 2010

beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

Defensive Pledging

Taking necessary precautions and doing as much as you can not to anger actives and avoid getting fucked in the ass by them and get hazed while pledging a fraternity.

Pledge #1: Shit, I didn't get all the tasks done for this week.

Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.

by Tralalalala January 16, 2008

apphrodite deceiver

female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.

A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!

by will6691 June 27, 2014

The Great Deceiver

The Great Deceiver is the true god and everyone else’s religion is based on what different people thing it is. It is truly up to you as to what it is.

“The Great Deceiver is the true god, although people interpret what it’s true motivations are.”

by Aftons williams July 3, 2022