The Deal

First you need a bottle of tequila. preferably Jose. proceed to drink at least half. plus as much beer as you can find. go out with the hottest girls you can find but DO NOT touch them whatsoever. once intoxicated pretend to be blind act as retarded as you can. once all of your alcohol supply is gone then you should make your journey home. never take the shortest easiest route. start as many fights as you can along the way and when you finally make it home be sure to piss on your roommates' couch and eat all of their shit. repeat weekly

Levi: oh shit we got the deal again last night
John: are you fucking kidding me?
Denzel:What's the Deal?
John and Levi: Fuck you D

by john to the b September 21, 2010

no dealings

No feelings to another being. Straight up w/ it. In & out. No games. No part in an action.

I don't want no dealings with it.

by Groovyguh January 23, 2017

Deal

The act of accepting the way things are.

"WAAAH! Avril is making music!"
"Deal."

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

Not Dealing

When you're really not hanging out/chilling/etc. Unable to deal with yourself. Freaking out.

Yo Mike's not dealing at all. He's tweaking his beak off.

Yo I woke up and I was so hungover, I felt psychotic. 100% not dealing.

by NahManItsNotLikeThat January 7, 2011

deal

1) statements to use in agreeing or disagreeing with a prior statement.

2) statement to use in saying that a situation has to be accepted for better or for worse.

1) "Let's get some lunch."
-"Okay, deal!"

"Let's get some lunch at mcd!"
-"No deal!"

2) "So, how's life?"
- "Oh, you deal, you deal."

by Izzycroque July 10, 2006

deals

Hooking up with someone of your interest.
Also can be the process of getting with someone.

Yo dude, get deals with Jen, she's a babe!

by King Deals August 2, 2011

Deal

The act of securing sexual intercourse from a willing partner.

"I tell you what fella, it just took me a mere 15 minutes to lock down that Deal. Quality."

by The Duke of Deal October 28, 2011