I'll be damned

A way to express shock.

The veteran Confederates watch as the new VMI cadets hold their formation in the midst of murderous Yankee canon fire
Veteran 1: I'll be damned.
Veteran 2: If I didn't see it with my own eyes...

by DarthKieduss June 5, 2017

damned idiot

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.

That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.

by LivingHell October 22, 2004

Jack Daynes

Jack Daynes is usually seen wearing adidas shirts with holes in. he live in a scruffy area and doesn’t have many friends, the only friends he has use him to get help off him on games such as GTA V and Fortnite. Jack Daynes’s are usually fat and have a dead trim. usually if you see a Jack Daynes they smell really bad and are usually LGBTQ+ or gay.

Me: can you smell that?
Reuben: oh Jack Daynes just entered the room!

by TS14Leachy November 6, 2019

Damnet

An intentional misspelling of "Damn it" for use in online settings such as chat, esp. in reference to things not working correctly.

File transfer fail. Damnet!

by ≈δ∂≈§ҨŰÎЯЯŁЭУ February 20, 2011

DAMNESNIA

A COMBINATION OF THE WORD AMNESIA AND DEMENTIA. A STATE OF MIND IN WHICH A PERSON SUFFERS SYMPTOMS OF BOTH AMNESIA, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, LIKELY ADHD TOO, SO SEVERELY, IT MEETS THE CRITERIA FOR DEMENTIA.

LAURIN: "REMEMBER LAST EASTER WHEN WE HID ALL THOSE EASTER EGGS FOR THE KIDS AT CHURCH?"

SARA: "HUH? NO. I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION..NOT RINGING THE SLIGHTEST BELL. HELL, I COULD HIDE MY OWN EASTER EGGS THANKS TO MY DAMNESNIA."

by JAMAAL February 18, 2013

Dayne Drummond

Its is someone with a tiny weaner and has a big head.

Dayne Drummond is annoying because of his small weaner and his big head

by Huge Dick Matt November 15, 2018

Daynelle

A Daynelle can be very kind and emotional, but she’s also very impulsive and bossy, always wanting to be in charge. She’s very defensive about subjects she really cares about, so don’t get on her wrong side! If you do, she’ll be mad for a lifetime! A Daynelle’s like a queen; She’s very loyal and beautiful, but she’s bossy and wants royalty.

Daynelle, that was so kind of you!

by CuteLasagna1943 May 24, 2019