Online dater

7 year old: ABC FOR BFRIEND

6 year old girl: ABC

6 and 7 year olds: does it real good

Other kids: ew wth are they doing

Me: trolls od’ers

This is sadly true

I’m gonna make out with you in this kids game... I’m an online dater

by Robloxdefinitions July 6, 2019

Backseat dater

Applies to those friends who are way too involved in your love life.
Female: what is she/he like? (wishes to know all details on all levels, including your reactions and responses, her/his reactions and responses, future plans, current communication issues; are your needs being met?)
Male: did you get laid?

That Sophia wants to know everything about my dates, she is such a backseat dater. She needs to get out more.

by OrangeDiva October 24, 2007

serial dater

A person who goes on a series of first dates.

Said person typically does so for no other purpose than to go on a first date and often has no intention of going on a second.

I am what you call a “serial dater.” This means that I regularly go out with strangers for the purpose of entertainment. I date strangers the way some people watch films or read books: like sport.

by thestrangergame May 21, 2012

online dater

someone who is so desperate for love, he has to look for it over a computer screen with someone he never met in real life.

my friend sits in his basement all day flirting with girls that for all he knows could be guys. poor him, never had a chance with real love. hes an online dater, and he needs pyschological help.

by facelesskill October 4, 2007

Lego dater

Someone whose relationships overlap like legos.

Jenny is such a lego dater. She didn't get rid of Johnny until she hooked up with Mark.

by Rose Mary Jenkins August 14, 2009

ultimatum dater

A person who is interested in going out on a date with you at a specific time and place but expects you to cancel whatever plans or commitments you had that on that day in order to it. If the person is unwilling to cancel their other plans/commitments, the dater then loses interest in the person and moves on to another guy/girl. Commonly found on online dating websites.

Girl: Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sure, When are you free ?
Girl: I'm free on Monday.
Guy: I have class on Mondays. Can we go out on another day?
Girl: Doesn't sound like you're interested in going out with me. Gotta go.
Guy: Yes I do can't we go another time....Hello ? That girl is such an ultimatum dater.

by CapAIM November 4, 2009

e-dater

n. A person, usually a male who 'dates' people over the internet, text or other virtual media. Usually lacks a real girlfriend (but not plenty of flesh-lights)

Man, after his divorce my dad is such an e-dater!

by fllpunk February 28, 2009