Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

by anon August 18, 2003

cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..

You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..

by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004

Drogheda

Not DRO-HEAD-DAH. Nor DROG-HEAD-DUH. The word is pronounced Draw-dah (according to my religion teacher) from the syntax of the many locals of the area. A town in the wee county of Louth, in the humble province of Leinster, where you can find all sorts of funny characters and possibly the worst Irish accent ever. Home of St. Lawrence's gate, the Bridge of Peace, the Head (yes, the frickin' head) of St. Oliver Plunkett and of course, the strongest football team of the Eircom League in Ireland, Drogheda United. It also hosts one of the gayest lamest disco establishments ever, the Star and Crescent, where you can hook-up or bait, one of its many lipstick-wearing, underage-drinking, 16-year-old hoes. Also the dwelling place of many culchies and skangers.

I love Drogheda, but man, sometimes, it just sucks so much it's like living in the middle of frickin' nowhere. Shoutouts to my cows and spuds, yo.

by karlenowhirl January 7, 2011

daughter pounder with cheese

A man with a bit of extra meat than the rest. He is a true hetro sexual therefore he only fucks daughters not sons.
His only fall back is that as he pounds so many daughters he often falls asleep without showering resulting in post sex, day after, nobial cheese.

"Dude's like a porn star, he’s shot so many bitches with his single barrelled shot gun he's a fuckin daughter pounder with cheese."

Also fun to ask for at Mc Donalds instead of a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but only if you're a girl otherwise it’s gay.

by LeviNZ October 21, 2006

Doghouse

1. Often thought of as a figurative place where boyfriends and husbands end up when they are on bad terms with there girlfriend or wife. The reality is the doghouse is a super dope place where guys that are in trouble go to have a real solid time away from their significant other. It is the best version of a man cave with all of a man's best friends present that he can escape to when in hot water with their significant other. In general, there is usually lots of beer there.

2. Snoop Dogg's place of residence

Jon was pumped to be hanging with his boys in the doghouse after his wifey got mad at him for being inebriated instead of folding the socks!

by bd2390 November 14, 2016

daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.

Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.

by E April 7, 2005

Daughter of a Bastard

The inverse of an S.O.B is a D.O.B.

Daughter of a Bastard I just got fired!

by coolkhat May 13, 2014