dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 27, 2013

dansinthecaveagain

It is when a man will not speak to you about anything difficult or out of his comfort zone without having a think, he just hides in the "cave" in his head until he is ready to come to his own conclusion. It is all about waiting for them to emerge if you want show you are understanding and supporting them.

When faced with any large decision or emotional stuff, men need to think matters through in their own head we call this "dansinthecaveagain". To get their thoughts straight before others influence interjects or undue complications are added. Once finished in the cave men will return to rethink any other changes that may occur. This is a long process which can be utterly frustrating to witness, stay the course girls they always come out for food/fun/football fixtures eventually.

by reggub a si nossalg November 29, 2013

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016

Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.

My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Dangling

To go around college and have a good time, usually on weekends.

We are having hash browns for brunch, we are dangling!

by Dnagleryusuf282 February 2, 2021

Dangling Leprechaun

When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.

Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!

by angrymidget January 28, 2011

Poon Danglin'

To seek out and successfully find a person to sleep with

Ted: Bro, what you up to tonight?
Chad: Drinkin' some brewskis then goin out and POON Danglin'!!
Ted: Haha, sick shit, broseph

by Timmypeepants February 11, 2010