dandelion fairy

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.

I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

by Stank Deek June 1, 2013

dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.

Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......

by dalainimick March 1, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

CHUBBY DANDELION

a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.

"A CHUBBY DANDELION grew in my lawn, this isn't good!"

by flyerfishy July 24, 2024

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Dandelion Plug

That Thick Root!

I see you with that ole dandelion plug!

by Estegree January 13, 2023