dandelion fairy

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.
I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.
by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009
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Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"
by Stank Deek June 02, 2013
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dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.
Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......
by dalainimick March 01, 2010
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Dandelion-farming

The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
by Shibbolet August 08, 2018
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Yellow Dandelion

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.
Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass
by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018
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playing in dandelions

“i like playing in the snow, wbu?”
“i like playing in the mud, wbu?”
“i like playing in dandelions”
by exceptionallywhite March 01, 2025
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Dandelion

Wet the bed.

Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.
Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.

Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.
by Boykitten June 13, 2022
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