dancing 

wanking. jerking off. masturbating with vibrators or hands.

"Zoe said she was too busy dancing to come out to the pub and play cribbage"

dancing by Babezzzzzzz April 11, 2010

Dancing 

Oxford Dictionary defines sport as "an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or a team competes against another or others for entertainment". By the latter definition, dancing does not qualify as a sport due to the fact it does not take any skill or ability.
In other words fuck LADC dance and cheer

Person 1 Sayin bro fit you doing ih day
Person 2 Fuck all just taken the misses to her dancing competition

Person 1 Nah fuck that shit bro dancing bare easy

Person 2 Ye I fucking know my g it’s not even a sport
Person 1 EXACTLY!!! I’ll come round w some bev we’ll sit and watch the footie (a real sport) and the misses can make some fat scran

Person 2 Fat plan my g

Dancing by Syfillis June 12, 2019

Dancing 

When you suddenly get the urge to get up, flail your arms, have 14 panic attacks and die on the inside.

Mom: CHRIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?!

Chris: I'm DANCING MOM! It's a TREND!

Dancing by joybuzzoffical November 29, 2019

Dancing 

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.

Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.

Dancing by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021

dancing 

a disgusting type of physical activity that sucks

Dancing is my favorite thing to- *gets murdered*

dancing by Braunstein November 23, 2021

dancing 

having a stroke

with style

guy 1: hey is that guy having a stroke
guy 2: *literally dying*
guy 1: nah he's just dancing lmao

dancing by Nebuwula May 9, 2022

dancing 

Having a stroke… in STYLE!

Guy 1: (having an obvious seizure)
Guy 2: damn you’re a good dancer

(Dancing, cause urban dictionary’s policy of needing the word in the definition is bullshit)

dancing by Nebuwula July 7, 2022