Daily Express

A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades.

The paper was bought by pornographer Richard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.

DIANA DEATH
KILLER WEATHER
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT
EVIL IMMIGRANTS
CANCER SCARE
HOUSE PRICES
MADELIENE

Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.

In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Madeleine"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Madeleine"
"Eating Food Causes Cancer"
"Madeleine"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"
"Madeleine"

by Dai Annafan September 7, 2007

daily driver

An object that is used as a standard, regularly, or on a daily basis.

I just bought the HTC M10, it will replace my M8 as my daily driver.
I have the Smok V8 vape stick and the alien. I use the alien as my daily driver.
I have the Berretta M9 and PX4, the PX4 is my daily driver for concealed carry.

by tASUKISAN February 18, 2017

Daily Mail

a newspaper that, along with the Sun, sums up all that is wrong with the UK today
mainly read by lower middle class snobs who beleive every word printed in this piece of poisonous filth and therefore form their opinion of the world from it

the mail-wouldnt wipe me arse with it

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

Daily Dollop

The one time in the day (usually in the morning) where you have a massive dump in the toilet what absolutely reeks!

Gooder was it you who just had that Daily Dollop!

by The Only Old Bean July 4, 2019

Daily Chat

The notorious gathering place for members of the GD (Geometry Dash) community, been around since 2017, and is ever growing in fame and acclaim. It is a place for people of all race, gender. and idea gather to either play around or discuss serious topics, all taking place in the daily level, a feature in Geometry Dash.

"Hey bro let's go hang out in the Daily Chat, it's not toxic today"
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by o0LilAce0o February 15, 2021

Big Dilf

A big dilf is someone who runs shit. “The man” some could say. If you’re a big dilf, nobody is fw you cuz they know you move different. Someone who knows the way of the growl. This person wakes up and does 100 growl ups before breakfast.

Person A: Yo that dude is a big dilf. Did you hear his growl🤩
Person B: I wish I could be that big of a dilf

by BigDilf123 December 7, 2018