Dafuq

It is slang for The Fuck. It is also a short way of saying it. Since in nowadays that's what the 'cool' kids do.

Jimmy: Hey Todd, do you know what a rainbow kiss is?

Todd: Dafuq is that?

by Praendra June 7, 2016

dafuq

An entirely dumbass and retarded way of saying WTF or What The F***. If you are saying this you are too stupid. Sometimes this is pronounced with a "Goofy" voice. Dafuq is also for little children who are afraid to say the entire phrase out loud. If you are one of those dicktards who uses dafuq, STOP because you are making a complete and utter tardhead of yourself. Dafuq is also commonly used to annoy the shit out of anyone who has any common decency. Dafuq will also make any grammar nazi kill you. GG.

Hey guys, Dafuq is up with you all?
F*** off 9 year old!

by slangh8a November 10, 2014

dafuq

"The fuck??" An expression of surprised, confused, anger.

Dafuq you mean she's pregnant???

by bigbaydwolf April 5, 2015

Dafuq

Short for what the fuck

Dafuq you talking about ?

by Chahine81 March 1, 2016

dafunkel

Dafunkel is where you keep getting mixed up with things that are easy to remember

Or dafunkel means where you are in a jumble and forget something

Fred"it was such a dafunkel today"
Bob"it must of been annoying "

by Magooska December 25, 2016

DAFUQ

Dafaq:
Shorter, less-vulgar saying of *The Fuck*.
Used by people because it's shorter to type/write & you can also prevent yourself from directly saying F*ck.

Dafuq did I just read??*reading disgusting sex article*

WHAT DAFAQ??!! This blasted bird just pooped in my drink!!

Dafuq is this?? Why are there worms in my salad??!

by DaFatRatWitDaCheese January 4, 2017

Dafuq

A single-word combination of the phrase "What the fuck?" This word expresses something so wrong and confusing, you can't even use a word in the dictionary for it.

"...it was fucked up." John said. "That's nothing, today I saw some trash with her ass hanging out, getting shit from her car, with her fat friend holding Starbucks and Chinese food, parked in a valet only zone, with her baby in the road, right in front of a hospital." Mark deadpanned. "Dafuq?" John replied.

by AnnOHleam\ May 17, 2017