kiddie diddler

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.

I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley

by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

diddle kid

A kid who likes diddle

"Batman's a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid's cheap as hell!"

by Big brainy fella June 3, 2018

Daddied

Past tense of the word daddy, often referring to someone’s daddy using them.

“He totally daddied her!”
“You’ve been daddied.” - from “Kiss The Go-Goat” by Ghost

by yadneerg January 14, 2020

dawdled (verb)

To procrastinate to the point of never getting anything done.

Doug "dawdled (verb)" through the paperwork process, so that in the end, someone else had to pick up his slack.

by Special Al April 15, 2010

diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Reverse diddle

The act of paralysing a girl by fisting her then fucking her or someone in front of her.

I'm going to reverse diddle your mrs.

by Marcus the 3rd April 5, 2017