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Da Vinci

"Do you know who Da Vinci is?"
"He's a fraud."
by Monal Isa November 29, 2020
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The Da Vinci Code

As I said in the Dan Brown entry, this book was based upon the book Holy Blood, Holy Grail, written in 1982. And it pisses me the fuck off every time some idiot sees the movie and thinks they are a fucking Religious Scholar, when they don't even know Dan Brown wasn't the first guy to say that Jesus was married to MM and they had kids, and the decedents walk among us today. Dan Brown is just a shitty fiction writer, whose books read like screenplays for a movie, and to sell more books, he copied someone else's ideas and made it into a fiction book because he's a no talent hack.
I saw The Da Vinci Code in theatres, now I think I'm an expert on Religion, but really, I'm just a moron.
by SmellyBaptist August 22, 2006
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Da Vinci Code

The book wasn't too bad in my opinion, sure there were a lot of problems, but I liked the plot and the conspiracies in it. but then again it's just my opinion if I like it or not. and considering that this site is Urban Dictionary! I can write this if I so wish. now I wait for everyone to start hating on this.
person1: Dude did you read the Da vinci code?
Me: Yes why?
person1: oh it's such a piece of shit!
person2: Yeah it sucked outright!
Me: alright that is your opinion. true there were many flaws. but I just like the plot and conspiracies in it
by Doesnotcareman July 23, 2011
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Dirty Da Vinci Code

You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.
Micahel never liked that bitch, but did enjoy Dan BROWN'S dirty Da Vinci Code.
by Abdul555 September 17, 2006
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Da Vinci

"Aren't you meant to be a brunette? Was Da Vinci a fraud?"
by Monal Isa November 21, 2020
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Da Vinci Academy

The Greatest school in history. It has a great Drama Program, a great art program, a great technological program, and great teachers. The Da Vinci Academy is a great place
guy 1 Da Vinci Academy Rocks!
guy 2 Yeah!
by Flapfive December 16, 2011
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da Vinci Code'd

slang term meaning to reveal a hidden or unknown truth, though the term may be used sarcastically, being used when something obvious is stated.

derived from the Dan Brown novel, The Da Vinci Code, where an anti-Christian organization is brought to light.
Bob: The sky is blue.
Dan: You just got da Vinci code'd!
by pilaman! September 19, 2008
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