Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016

Did you poot sir

A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed

Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?

Man2: Well indeed I did.

by Des Leake November 5, 2004

Did you just..what?

Is what you yes??

Did you whatever, whatever you I guess.?

Did you just..what?

by flipzy30 November 13, 2021

did you get that done in guatemala or something?

what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery

"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"

by mary k August 21, 2005

did you fall into the snow?

Did you fall into the snow? means did you sniff coke?

stephanie kept on sniffing so I asked her if she fell into the snow.

by pimp daddy dollars February 28, 2005

Did you know?

The question used right before making a reference to something. Usually answered sarcastically because the individual being asked already knew the answer or fact. Can be asked in a serious or sarcastic manner but in most cases the individual is serious when asking.

Caroline: Did you know?
Luis: Know what?
Caroline: That Morgan goes to state.
Luis: (Sarcastically) No way! Really? Since when?!

by Orangefrank1 January 17, 2011

did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

by scodder June 6, 2010