leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

cuckoo's nest

a mental hospital, an insane asylum

I felt like I was visiting him at the cuckoo's nest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2012

xbox customer support

Xbox Customer Support is the customer "help" line for Microsoft's Xbox and Xbox 360.

It consists of these steps:

1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question.
2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions.
3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet.
4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep.
5. They ask you to repeat all of it.
6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india.
7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks
8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV.
9. You get a migraine.
10. You hang up the phone.
11. www.google.com

Guy 1: Dude my Xbox's USB Ports don't work anymore, what do i do?

Guy 2: Have you called Xbox Customer Support?

Guy 3: WHAT? That half-assed, sorry excuse for a help line that I have ever had the misfortune of having to deal with!? Call my cousin, he can fix it.

by SiAo May 19, 2009

Custom ringtone close.

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.

Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."

by Chaz Walker December 15, 2009

customer service voice

When you raise your voice to a higher pitch to sound nicer or sweeter.

“Crystal, your customer service voice is so different from your regular voice!”

by RandoBrando August 14, 2018

Cuckold Tears

The pre-cum which oozes from a cuckold husband's erect penis while watching his wife having sex with another man. This is a sign of his acceptance, approval (not that it is necessary), and overwhelming happiness seeing his wife fulfill her role of Hotwife.

As Monica was giving oral to her lover (i.e. Bull) she glanced back at her nude husband and noticing the pre-cum, cuckold tears, seeping from his erect penis

by jventera June 26, 2016

custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

by mags&jules October 22, 2006