curious tortoise

When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.

Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.

Oh man! Where's the nearest restrooms? I've got a curious tortoise!!

by doc brown June 18, 2007

Curious Susan

An overly inquisitive person. The phrase was coined in honor of an overly inquisitive and curious Jewish mother (whose name is Susan).

Intern: "Yo was that your girlfriend who just called you?"

Yo, why you bein' such a curious Susan. Mind your own fucking business and get back to work.

by ArthurV October 18, 2008

curious eccentric

Someone who is very bright yet likes to experiment in weird ways, for example, by "licking everything."

Sarah Silverman:
"I licked my dog's ass."
"I'm not a monster, I'm just a curious eccentric - like Albert Einstein. If you think the curious should be condemned...then I don't think we'll ever find the next milk...and that's sad."

by PopCultureReferences October 30, 2007

Curious Pup

A girl nudges a mans balls with her nose while licking his ass hole.

She was trying to get the corn hole but couldn't, so she had to do a curious pup.

by dustbusterbrit September 26, 2009

Curious penis

a penis which is always poking about and curious about everthing

"omg i think i just saw a curious behind that bush!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Curious Georging

The act of having alot of curiosity over simple things, actions and ideas. Just like George from the stories

"Oh My God, I'm curious Georging whether that girl had a thong on or not"

"I'm totally curious georging about the fact that I was robbed"

by E-Obscene April 15, 2009

curious burger

take a cheesebuger, take the meat out and slide it into a girls vag while she fingers your sphincter. Tell her to rub her fingers all over the pattie inside her cum dumpster. She has to take it out and put it back on the bun. Then, perform a red dragon on her and top the burger with the results. Then she must eat the burger while you fuck her in the ass.

I gave this bitch a curious burger when I was in Tijuana. I put her in my suitcase and left her in the overhead compartment on the plane.

by alex marcus July 28, 2008