pears in the cupboard

Good/cool

That show was very pears in the cupboard

by Westanwoo July 21, 2021

Pee Cupboard

The cupboard of which I used as a personal training potty for the last 5 years. For reference, I am a middle aged man living on his own living off of my own eyelashes and toe nails

I just crapped my pants in the Pee Cupboard

by Blackman (black super hero) July 7, 2023

The Twat Cupboard

The place that twats naturally congregate and plot the destruction of the prats.

Welcome to The Twat Cupboard!

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.

Look at that Cupboard Of Twats over there...

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

Mystery Cupboard

That cupboard in your house that is filled with complete shit. The place has no organisation. No one can find anything in there. It's a mysterious place to enter.

Hey Jim, can you run and get me a new light bulb form the mystery cupboard!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010

Jam Cupboard

When you fuck the shit out of a girl that is on her period

Did you know Harry did a little Jam Cupboard to Kadie

by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

cupboard surprise

A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.

Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.

by maximo hudson May 24, 2009