Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato with a cheap wig.

"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."

by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020

Cuntstainadian

A Canadian cunt stain, especially: a certain male Facebook user who is a minor but perennial irritant to certain Australians.

Higzy: Cuntstainadian

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 May 11, 2009

cuntstipation

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).

Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."

by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011

Cuntster

This is one that is quite similar to the Cuntski but in this case she does not take ownership of being one. Although she realizes that she is difficult she could never fathom that she is in fact a Cuntster. This is the one often times that will even ask the question; Why is that girl such a bitch to me !?

My boss is such a misserable bitch, it's like she always has a stick rammed right up her fat ass.

Yeah, she sounds like a real Cuntster !

by JimmyD442 January 5, 2012

cuntstipated

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

by Hank Kaplan May 23, 2008

cunttent

Noun
It is when a girls vagina is super loose and you can use her lips as a "tent".

Yo bro! I fucked this Cunttent last night, then when I was done I passed out right inside!

by Mr.Crondon July 4, 2014

Cuntscene

When you're simply surrounded by a bunch of cunts. I.e. the moment you realise everyone around you actually is a massive cunt.

The place where the cunts hang out.

I remember the glory days, when Hank's gingerbread house of anal destruction was the revolving door of the cuntscene.

Helen welcomed Laura and Luke into her cuntscene domain.

-Helen "hey, see that guy over there?"
-Luke "Yeah"
-Helen "That guy looks like a total cunt"
-Luke "I bet that guy's in a cuntscene"
-Helen "Thats the shit

by morgashkitchmeister March 2, 2010