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cuntcum

I pulled my dick out of her and it was dripping cuntcum.
by Nick T W January 30, 2008
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Cuntcumber

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.
Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!
by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011
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cuntbutler

A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.
He's an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished cuntbutler.
by Dave Right September 22, 2010
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cuntcloser

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
by MIKENIT July 4, 2009
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cuntburgers

Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.
I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!
by Anonymous51913 January 1, 2011
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Cuntbust

A painful attack delivered to a woman's vulva, such as a kick, knee, stomp, punch etc. Made to punish, for fun or to keep them aware of that they are not superior over men regarding genital attacks. The attack is deadly effective in incapacitating the woman since this is agonizingly painful.
When she tried to kick my balls, I got a hold of her leg and made a cuntbust so hard that left my shoe impression.

When the man cuntbusted her, she fell down grabbing her fanny and started coughing.

After a hard cuntbust, she was rolling on the ground and asking for water.

She never tried to ballbust any man after she was rendered barren with a devastating cuntbust.

After that lethal cuntbust, she has been suffering from vulvodynia.

Cuntbust teaches women never to mess with men again.
by C.Maniac January 8, 2008
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cuntbubble

An irritating person. Usually in need of a large dose of shutthefuckup.
They often appear randomly.
"I can't stand that bitch! She's such a cuntbubble!"
by heavensloss February 7, 2009
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