competitive racism

the opposite of casual racism where the racists compete against each other.

*Competitive Racism*

John: I hate Asians
Bobby: I hate Asians more than you!
Sebastian: Yall noob acting hating on Asians big ego where I'm here the best at it! NO CAP!

by StickyFingers27 April 19, 2023

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Dirty Man Competition

A competition in which a man does not shave his beard of cut his hair for 1 year. During said year people who dared the man to enter the contest, provokes him to shave his beard and thus losing the competition.

Seth Rogen's friend in the Movie Knocked Up, dared him to enter A Dirty Man Competition by convincing him if he succeeds his roommates would pay his rent, if he fails which he did he would have to pay everyones rent

by bosoxfan1990 June 28, 2010

competence

The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up

Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence

by SaucerPilot May 19, 2016

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

by buttfinger November 30, 2013

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

competent

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.

Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.

by Larstait November 10, 2003