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cuddle bitch

(noun) A guy whom a girl chooses to cuddle, spoon, watch movies, and/or, but no limited to, sharing her feelings with. Note that the guy DOES NOT get to engage in ANY kind of sexual relations with the girl. The girl merely uses him to fulfill a lack of intimacy in her relationship with her bf.

The "Fuck buddy" is the Cuddlebitch's archenemy.
The FB is everything the CB wants to be, but doesnt have the balls or the large penis to be. The CB ends up just hearing about how badly the FB treats the girl, then masturbates while she sleeps.
"John is so gay, he thinks he is pimp but he is just her cuddle bitch"

Girl: "After I visit my Fuckbuddy, I can swing by my Cuddle bitch's house to sleep"
by Thuy Truong October 23, 2005
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Golden Cuddle

The act of urinating in bed while spooning; usually occuring accidentally after a night of hard boozing.
"Girlfriend went aggro when I got passed out drunk and gave her the golden cuddle."
by VikingBall June 10, 2007
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cuddlemonster

1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler

3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict
"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"

"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"
by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013
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subtle cuddle

Physical flirting.

When you're hanging out with a friend that you want to become more than a friend, and you employ various maneuvers to draw them into actual physical contact that can be construed as just "overly-friendly" or playful.

Examples include: laying your head on someone's shoulder when pretending tiredness; when there is limited seating, sitting on the floor in front of someone sitting on a couch and leaning back on their legs; back massages--a friendly gesture in any case, but with the intent being to get closer to the person.

Usually only used by kids
He got all of his girlfriends in high school using the old subtle cuddle.
by Zeei November 20, 2006
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Puddle Cuddle

When a group of people hug or huddle together while crying. Commonly seen at events such as graduations.
At the class's graduation, they all joined together, sobbing, in a massive Puddle Cuddle.
by St. Pierre May 6, 2013
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cuddle bunny

(n.) a pet name, i.e. honey, sweetie, sugar tits
(n.) the person you snuggle with, as in a boyfriend or girlfriend
"I love you, cuddle bunny!"
"I'm so cold and lonely... I need a cuddle bunny."
by whoadude January 30, 2007
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Georgetown cuddle

To crawl into bed with someone while they are sleeping and put your arm around them, then get up and walk out of the room as the person wakes up.

Originated from the "Georgetown Cuddler" incidents at Georgetown University, where an unknown suspect would go into the unlocked dorm rooms or apartments of young university females, and get into bed with them.
I woke up in the middle of the night to find a stranger in my bed giving me a Georgetown cuddle.
by HoyaHoyaSaxa March 20, 2009
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