Cucumber

The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slaves we’re seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because they’ll “never be as cool as a cucumber” aka, they’ll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.

Look at that cucumber on the fields.

by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020

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A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.

Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...

by supplecheeks June 9, 2007

Cucumber

It's basically a dildo. Also a vegetable.

This bitch stuck a Cucumber up Scotts asshole!!

by julianisnotgay September 18, 2019

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

No

"I have a large cucumber"

by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

by TerBearDonCare May 22, 2015