Coffucker

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!

I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!

by milltools December 31, 2011

Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.

(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."

by emilynashea May 24, 2014

Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.

Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.

by Aerohed March 14, 2018

Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

cumsucker

always a word used.

to suk cum

by poopypantZ May 27, 2004

cumsuckerbitchfuck

A near gibberish but yet vulgor language that is use to shut up quarrelers, trolls, siblings and teachers. It rude but yet funny because it confuses the anagonist and brings about an utterly, disgusting look on their face. Just for a few seconds will they stop talking and if possible, you should walk away before things get worst ROFL

Mr. Arse(Teacher):Ok class we are going to learn about Ananomy.

Class: Damn!!!-.-

Mr. Arse: Ananomy has a variety of subjects to learn in the human body. You see in the body...blah blah blah

A Student: You know what? Screw this.(yelling abruptedly)
STFU you "cumsuckerbitchfuck" blah blah blah

Mr. Arse: ???.... OMG...Go to the Principals office for you rude behavior and disrupting the class.

Student: Finally, you're boring ass "cumsuckerbitchfuck" Mr. Arse.

by Amphibious August 14, 2010

cumfucked

thoroughly confused; cannot comprehend the situation at hand; incomprehensible; taken by surprise

Donald Trump is seen with an old fugly lady, everyone is cumfucked.

by The CobbMaster May 16, 2015