Daft o'clock

Time of day. When someone has to get up far earlier than usual, it's daft o'clock. Generally, anything before dawn is daft o'clock.

James: I need to be up at 4 am for my train tomorrow.

Alex: What? That's daft o'clock!

by Guileastes March 27, 2010

Cone o'clock

The special time of day when you're about to sink a fat cone/bowl.

"guess what lads? It's cone o'clock!"
"fuck yeah, wait a sec so I can pack one"

"Excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?"
"Ummm ..."

*looks at wrist*

"yeah it's cone o'clock"

by dr_habib February 7, 2018

Clock Method

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.

I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method

by ET4444 December 7, 2007

Chock-full

Full to capacity
Filled to the max
To the brim of capacity

After John goes to the mud room, it is chock-full of shit.

by Shanky81 August 1, 2014

Lexington Alarm Clock

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

Lunch O’Clock

1) The time when one takes their lunch break and/or eats their afternoon meal. 2) Any meal-time that is an unspecified time (e.g. not exactly at “noon”) set aside for the second meal of the day. 3) The time of day when one’s brain goes “out to lunch” and checks out for an extended break.

1. I’m so hungry...I got so busy today that lunch o’clock came and went and I didn’t eat.
2. Let’s go check out that new restaurant for lunch o’clock.

3. I started to draft that memo... then lunch o’clock hit, and my brain shut down for an hour.

by Gemini Grammarian June 4, 2018

Chockendipper

A piece of fried chicken on a stick, dipped in chocolate, whipped cream and sprinkles, with a dash of olive oil.

I added hot sauce to my chockendipper to make a hot chockendipper.

by Hippynotnathan February 9, 2009