Cryptopornography

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.

"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"

by joshsmacks May 20, 2019

cryptobooking

The act of posting cryptic messages on facebook.

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Wow (x)+(x) is a great cryptobooking post!

by syndicate001 June 27, 2012

craptooodle

word often used to describe the feelings of a person towards something unknown. can be commonly used as a word to replace a word, when in absence of a word.

i love craptooodle?
yo, i talked to craptooodle lastnight.
let's craptooodle!

by bob knob the third September 26, 2005

cryptonosology

the study of diseases of unknown or obscure causes. It aims at discovering the causes of such diseases in the future.

Cryptonosology may open avenues for further progess in medical science.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010

Cryptologic Linguist

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.

Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?

by 3rdman September 25, 2017

CryptoCompensating

to assume or call everyone a noob or pleb.

that OG is cryptocompensating, calling and assuming everyone of his followers is a noob or pleb.

by Satoshi Dopeamoto April 22, 2018

Cryptohop

Not in the urban dictionary

When you hop really high

Woah did you just see billy cryptohop

by Sweekner July 3, 2019