When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
mugGet the Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situationmug.

cryptic

a clan made by a 12 year old girl gamer the clan is made for her favorite games thats goes by nba 2k21 and fortnite , people in the clan can play many other games but her main focus are those two games
cryptic valid is goated at 2k
by clan cryptic February 15, 2021
mugGet the crypticmug.

Cryptic Cam

The most legendary Youtuber to have ever lived, if you know Cryptic Cam in real life you are truly blessed and will live a for filling life
Cryptic Cam is my favorite Youtuber, I hope he has my kids!!
by Cryptic Cam August 20, 2022
mugGet the Cryptic Cammug.

Mr. Cryptic

so goated...
"He was Mr. Cryptic all the way" he reclaimed
by Everyone and U October 2, 2021
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Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
by sweetie bee October 18, 2012
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Cryptic

Og pro player that every og players know! His sens in c ops is just horrible, the worst sens tbh, too much high, God of flicks but worst sniper player...
Cryptic
by Obzerps December 7, 2020
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