Cryptic

Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.

Cryptic is very hot
Cryptic is MARRIED to Liz
If Cryptic were to divorce Liz she would riot

by Anonmommy January 31, 2021

cryptic

a clan made by a 12 year old girl gamer the clan is made for her favorite games thats goes by nba 2k21 and fortnite , people in the clan can play many other games but her main focus are those two games

cryptic valid is goated at 2k

by clan cryptic February 15, 2021

Cryptic

Just bad and should delete ngl

Hahah you remind me of a Cryptic

by x11poco March 15, 2021

Cryptic Jonass

Cryptic Jonas but ass.

Cryptic Jonass is such an ass.

by Randomdudefromclb April 14, 2021

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

cryptic boss

An adjective that describes something that you know is cool, but still has an air of mystery about it.

That apartment we saw over the weekend was pretty cryptic boss.

by kvon22 August 14, 2011

Crypticism

the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.

Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.

by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011