crizele

Amazing.

A beautiful, amazing girl with a heart as pure as gold.

So how's that new girlfriend of yours?

She's a Crizele.

Good job mate.

by Dawn2Dusk April 13, 2016

La Vie Cruelle

Means Cruel Life in French

Il a vécu la vie cruelle

by Ukimano Demon December 27, 2008

Cruel

see highschool

';..;' this is a devil >_<

by SpAnKy ThE cLoWn September 7, 2003

cruelaid

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.

When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

You Got Cruzed!

Pronounced: ('You Got Cruised!') Is a expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else without sounding like a Chav, leaving the victim speechless.

This can be used in any scenario.

Boy 1: Mum, please don't shout at me when my friends are...

Boy 1's Mum: Shut up you little shit! I can shout whenever I want!

Boy 2: You Got Cruzed!

by natty56bp October 29, 2011

cruel intentions

a great movie showing what can happen when high schoolers are given too much money and nowhere to spend it

rich kid: man what should i do with this cash?
rich kid 2: we should go throw a mad party

by ellet cult January 22, 2005

life is hilariously cruel

one of my favorite futurama quotes (Bender), can be used a lot in everyday life

*get hit in balls with football"
say "life is hilariously cruel"

by a fake name July 16, 2006