man crusties

When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).

I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.

by jfirmin February 16, 2009

crusties

The organic matter dried and caked onto the mouthpiece of a bong. Often times bong crusties appear after using the pipe for many days/weeks/months without proper cleaning; also a side effect of too many people sharing one piece.

Dude!#@ Clean those crusties off before you pass The Chuggler. I don't want your gnarly mouth herpes on my piece!

by InfiniteLoop September 29, 2005

crusties

The crusty white substance that is left on your penis shaft and balls after sexual intercourse...

Man, I hate trying to get these crusties off every time we fuck...

by Jay Gatz November 5, 2007

crusties

when you put your dick in some girls ass and it has crustie shit

babe get the crusties out of your ass

by peterduck685 July 31, 2016

Crusties

White lookin particles on someones neck. The shit that looks like the white shit thats on glazed donuts.

Ewe, Lydia has crusties bro.

by JustANormalLamb August 17, 2017

Crusties

A gooey yet crust like substance on the inner corner of your pets eyeballs that accumulates over time.

Come here, let me get your crusties.

by hammy2024 July 31, 2024

Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016