Cuntservative

1.) (Noun.)

An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.

2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.

Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

chunkster

A chubby girl who if it weren't for her girth would be very attractive.

"Yo, is that chick in your Econ class cute?"
"Kinda, but she's a total chunkster."
"Who cares dude! Tap that shit."

by Robespierre Peck November 3, 2009

cuntstar

a female who is a bitch, yet very hot.

Man, that cheerleader needs to chill. What a fuckin' cuntstar.

by B-Tyte March 14, 2005

Chutster

A US Marine generally stationed in Jacksonville, NC, who gets at least two haircuts a week, the second one usually occurring on Friday afternoons. A Chutster consumes Monster energy drinks by the caseload and wears Tapout apparel even though he's never actually participated in an MMA match. When he goes to bars, he orders copious amounts of Jaggerbombs and dollar beers like Natural Ice and Keystone. He must have at least one moto tattoo which is oftentimes accompanied with a tribal. He may or may not have a can of Copenhagen in his back pocket, and his pickup truck is more than likely raised three feet off the ground and adorned with Mossy Oak bumper stickers. Yut. Kill.

Chutster 1: Broseph, I just ordered some Natti Lite for those bitches over there
Chutster 2: Roger that Devil Dog, I'm glad I downed those Monsters tonight. My EGA Tat really hurts though

by vkxUSMC May 4, 2009

Chunkster

My dog is fucking fat so I call him a chunkster, that's it.

Person 1: Chunkster
Dog: bark (why must you hurt me in this way)

by killerkillerhippos November 1, 2020

cuntstard

1. A person who is a bastard and a cunt. Or a mixture of both.

2. Misspelt custard.

ELSIE: Any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a cuntstard?
MILLIE: Yeah, who is he?
ELSIE: My husband, oh and you're fired bitch.


FRANK: Hey did you try Lisa's cuntstard?
DEREK: That's my wife, you fuck! (Hits him.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 19, 2008

Crumbster

A man who frequents hotels and jizzes on the robes supplied in the room.

Did that Crumbster really just ask for more robes sent to his room?

by The_Prophessor May 30, 2018