Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.

woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...

by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

Crimpin' in yo pimpin'

The defiled act of intervening in one's (usually a male's) futile attempt to mack on a a girl.

Hey man, I was about to complement Jenny's breastststs but Ms. Thomlinson put a crimpin' in my pimpin when she brought up the subject of tampons.

by Neo_2129 September 16, 2003

crimpin'

The act of stealing a certain style, look,phrase, but not physically stealing

-All them otha rappers be crimpin my style
- Posers are all crimpin those gangster looks
-"You're so fat that you're askin fo' thirds, trendy-ass wigs be a crimpin' my words"

by MC Zebra November 21, 2005

Crumlin

To stay in your bed after a heavy night of drinking.

"Hey Ian, What did you do today?

"I ate cheetos in my bed all day"

"Damn son, You're fuckin Crumlin

by Crumlin Cock. December 12, 2009

Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.

Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!

by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013

Clumpin’

When a females white ejaculate gets into her or her partners pubic hair and creates white spots within the pubes and makes them stick together

Travis: “Damn girl, I must be doing something right because you’re clumpin’.”

by BigDaddyBigBoy June 21, 2021