Upside down crockpot

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand

Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night

by Blobby best May 18, 2019

crock-shits

A lot, loads, lots.

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.

by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018

Croaker

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.

Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.

by nebuchadnezzar zeller December 9, 2008

Crawkmit

A device for removing knickers from your arse.

Shit me sharon, me knickers are crawking right up me arse, pass me my crawkmit before they turn brown.

by Mendoza007 May 11, 2008

crawkmitten

A smaller version of a crawkmit used for the removal of camel-toe

Check out the mounds on that camel-toe she needs to get herself a crawkmitten sharpish!

by Mendoza007 May 12, 2008

crokaydonkey

an ass with teeth or a person whos both arrogant and bitchy
at the same time

"my ex is such a crokaydonkey"

by CTB4U March 3, 2009