Mendoza007's definitions

Crawkmit

A device for removing knickers from your arse.

Shit me sharon, me knickers are crawking right up me arse, pass me my crawkmit before they turn brown.

by Mendoza007 May 11, 2008

crawkmitten

A smaller version of a crawkmit used for the removal of camel-toe

Check out the mounds on that camel-toe she needs to get herself a crawkmitten sharpish!

by Mendoza007 May 12, 2008

Crawk

The tendency of underwear to creep into the various cracks and folds of labia,arse cheeks and scrotal appendages.

Damn it!!! My knickers are really crawking up my arse today, has anyone got a crawkmit??

by Mendoza007 May 11, 2008