by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019
1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.
"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."
by V. Anselmo March 07, 2007
Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.
Sheila: Honey, let's go! We have reservations at RA in twenty mintues.
Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!
Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!
by TT Pain September 08, 2010
A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.
by assmonkey June 06, 2003
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