Crouton

Piece of shit stuck in someones teeth after tossing salad.

Hey Slade ! You got a crouton stuck in your teeth from the salad tossing competition earlier!

by ACWAP July 14, 2018

crouton

1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.

"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."

by V. Anselmo March 9, 2007

Crouton

Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.

Sheila: Honey, let's go! We have reservations at RA in twenty mintues.

Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!

by TT Pain September 8, 2010

crouton

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.

"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"

by assmonkey June 6, 2003

crouton

short for Mouton

I like to refer to mouton as Crouton

by Paul Puckett January 21, 2004

crouton

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

by johnboy May 10, 2003

crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

by Rich February 4, 2004