Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Crocking

The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.

Bob loved crocking on a Tuesday evening.

by emix1111 October 27, 2020

crouching tiger

a term used for girls needing to squat to pee. hidden dragon is the peeping tom.

My homegirl needed to do the crouching tiger out on the side of the road since we were too far away from an actually restroom.

by constar630 August 6, 2009

Cootching

see fingering

My man is da greatest at cootching i screamed the house down last night man!

by Laury and Staky March 28, 2009

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

by Daisy L. May 30, 2007

Crouching blubber hidden tuna

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008