Chongled

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend

Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head

by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020

crondle

When one man shits into another mans mouth.

His mouth is going to taste funny in the morning, I totally crondled him.

by the smag July 27, 2011

Chongleberry

A person who is quite strange to others, but truly believes he or she is the "norm" and everyone else around him is strange.

Chongleberrianism is a mild form of solipsism.

"I met a Chongleberry the other day. Interesting bloke."

"My Chongleberry friend is always wearing a suit everywhere he goes because apparently that is what normal people do."

"The Chongleberry was so effective, he actually made me feel like I WAS abnormal."

by Quazy September 3, 2011

Congleton

Congleton (also known as Mongleton) is a small town with absolutely no signs of human intelligence.

Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.

Congleton Mongleton

by Lilmiss_gobby August 21, 2016

cròngè

The French alternative to the typo of the word 'cringe' ; pronounced 'cron-jay', and is not at all dissimilar to the drink-bleach , throw-up feeling of watching people spam the comments on various social media platforms and knowing that they have limited vocabulary and no life.

Person 1: OMG there's a spammer in the broadcast and they keep spelling their insults wrong LOL like they keep saying 'SHUNT UP' lol lol lol

Person 2: Omg lol, so cròngè lol can I not just enjoy my croissant in peace

by norygretz June 13, 2017

cringle

The CRINGLE is when the man finishes his load on a womans chin ear to ear much like the beard of Chris Cringle (Santa) it is a seasonal finishing move.

After all that make up sex I gave that bitch a cringle! and promised a pearl necklace next time.

by Dave December 16, 2004

Chrongle

Mashed word for chronic, weed, cannabis, ganja, mary jane

(Person A) - It’s all that Cro you’re smoking mate
(Person B) - Not even bro it’s the mix or Cro, Co-codamol and CBD
(Person A) - Fucking Chrongle Head!

by Millzy97 July 15, 2020