Crocodile Shears 

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

Crocodile Shears by Argonak April 12, 2008

Crocodile watching 

To stray away from a group of friends with a girl/boy/girlfriend/boyfriend to kiss and caress,show loving passion.

Guy 1: Where did the two of them go now?
Guy 2: They went crocodile watching.

Crocodile watching by TheClan69 December 21, 2013

Crocodile Hunter 

Real Name: Steve Robert Irwin
February 22 1962, – September 4, 2006

Known as The Crocodile Hunter, an unconventional wildlife documentary series which he hosted with his wife Terri Irwin. He also owned and operated the Australia Zoo at Beerwah in Queensland with friend William Rollo and his wife. In 2002, he had his first feature film, The Crocodile: Collision Course, which recieved negative ratings (it cost $13 million budget). In 2004, he took his newborn child to one of his shows, where he was accused of child endangerment, it was revealed on Good Morning America that he doesn't endanger children. On September 4, 2006, he was fatally stabbed in the heart by a stingray, where Steve met his demise. Gone but not forgotten

Me: Did you watch Good Morning America today? Crocodile Hunter died.
Other Guy: I saw it at 6:00 A.M.!
Me: So did I!
Another Guy: He died?

Crocodile Hunter by Sean Ryan September 4, 2006

Crocodile Shit 

A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.

Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*

dump crap shit drop a log defecate

Crocodile Shit by Doctor.R November 17, 2010

Crocodile Tears 

Fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it's the appropriate thing to do

She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.

Crocodile Tears by sprinkes_in_my_frosting February 12, 2008

crocodile tears 

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

crocodile tears by Light Joker December 8, 2005

crocodile thunder dick 

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

crocodile thunder dick by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016